What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen happen on a cruise?

This might be tame by comparison, but during the "Battle of the Sexes", the two teams had to do a "strip club" scene and an audience member joined in to "make it rain" for both the men and the women. I was one of the participants and hadca family that called me "Baby" afterwards due to my portrayal of the newborn in another scene of childbirth. It was a fun show to be part of

One of my drunk table mates disappeared on formal night just before the Maitre D began his nightly welcome to everyone. As he began speaking we noticed our table mate standing close to him and the she started goosing him as he spoken; he kept speaking but began to move away from her. I don’t remember what he said but I certainly remember how uncomfortable he looked.

We were waiting to get off at Grand Turk and saw a passenger try to sneak a full, unopened bottle of rum from the duty-free shop onto the ship. Security caught it in the scanner, of course. The negotiation that followed was something else—he tried everything from claiming it was sunscreen to offering to share it with the officers. They held it for him until the end of the cruise, but his face was priceless. You'd think people would know that rule by now.