Celebrity Ascent · June 14, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Royal Caribbean never banned door decorations, whatever you read. Here is what each cruise line actually allows, what gets taken down, and how to make your door do more than just find your room.

The single supplement can add 125-200% to your fare. Here is why it exists, which cruise lines have real solo cabins, which have none at all, and how to sail alone without paying for an empty pillow.

Gratuities, service charges, Wi-Fi, drink packages and excursions can turn a $999 cruise into a $2,200 vacation. What each line actually charges, and how to see it coming.